Wired is king.

If I gotta do wireless I get one with a RF dongle/base.

Astro A50 Wireless. Needs a dongle but it’s waaaay more stable than any bluetooth headset. Both on range and audio quality.

No I mean take a regular shower and let her stand behind you and hold your wee wee while you pee pee.

… Didn’t think I needed to spell it out.

Yeah the shower is a much easier solution

She was also a lawyer early on in her career. I’m sure as an office gopher she handle plenty a PDF, printing, copying faxing and DOCX.