“Adios abuela, sorry I voted Trump!”

Ok I’m poor and do everything I can. Stop lumping us all in. Billionaires are three ones fucking up the world. All my lifetime of conservation is undone in a day by a billionaire. I refuse to take equal blame

I saw Trump voters online already freaking out about this. Also saw a Trump voting veteran lose his shit after it was announced Trump is fucking them too. Leopardseatingpeoplesfaces is gonna have so much content in the next four years

What you’re not even gonna give me the sponge Bob as a choice??

I’m a vegetarian but I’ll take a bite of the billionaire just to show my commitment to the cause.

He’s gonna run it as well as he’s run Twitter

Some kid randomly saying that and you don’t know him, ok. But the school was aware he’s autistic, so why did they suddenly forget?

Was the kid black?

I saw a video clip recently of Joe Rogan talking about this rich, corrupt politician in the middle east. When they mentioned that the old man had a harem of underage brides, Joe Rogan responded with “that’s ballin”

This is what these people want to be like. They want to be allowed to treat women like cattle and use them for breeding purposes

Making America stupider even. To make sure there are plenty of Republican voters for tomorrow

Why did everyone forgive Tyson for being a rapist and abuser?

His brother is a competent wrestler too I hear. I always skip his matches cause I refuse to watch that piece of shit

Lisa needs braces

You start adding chocolate and you’re going into mole territory though

I was so offended the first time I saw Ramsey make chili and added cinnamon sticks. Cumin definitely belongs in chili though.

Also bigger onion and pepper pieces mixed in, and steak instead of ground beef

Perfect opportunity for a wicked made wicked porn parody. Gotta have that good witch/bad witch lesbian scene

I remember I went to WrestleMania 18 as a teen and it was $100 a ticket and I was appalled at the expense. Most epic event I’ve been to. They’re coming back to Toronto so I wanted to check prices to take my kid, and the tickets are roughly $1500 each now.

Pre pandemic (and pre metoo accusations against him) I went to a Manson/slipknot concert for $75. After the pandemic I checked tickets for a similar tier band and it was $300. We got fucked and just accepted it

I was listening to a podcast and the host just factually read out the things Trump has been convicted for and has been found to have done throughout the years. It’s insane! Enough shitbaggery to take down an 18th century European monarch, but Trump somehow just gets a pass on all of it, wtf?! Has this guy made a pact with Satan or what?

He stole money from cancer kids!! How does anyone politically survive that??

I heard this thing drains more power than half the homes in Nevada

You guys just don’t get it. It’s astounding watching this from the outside. While you argued about the new meanings you’ve given to words, and who is worthy or not of being your ally, the far right was unified and laughing at you.

Americans are on a whole other planet