Ma Bell, the ill communication

It better.

You’re straight? Haha thats gay

Oh yeah, I’m old. No idea what that would even look like.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to groan loudly as I get up from my chair.

I must be old. Getting high and watching Power Puff Girls was a lot of fun when it was new. But everyone is talking about Steven Universe, and I have no idea what that is.

Never heard of the Onion before?

Edit. Oh Jesus, I looked at their comments. Insane nut job mascot.

That does make sense. Never thought of it that way.

Thanks!

Is anyone doing a “live” post?

Fedoras haven’t done anyone any favors ever.

Abortion is a slang word now?

When did that happen?

Not going to answer after all. Lol scab.

They might be talking about the unrealistic “demands” they have.

The Climate and Militarism Project has just issued a statement, The Ukraine Crisis and the Recent IPCC Report, with demands:

Immediate ceasefire in Ukraine and a negotiated settlement that accommodates the security needs of Ukraine, Russia, and Europe.

Reduction in NATO and US military posture in Europe in exchange for Russian guarantees to respect the right of self-governance of its neighboring nations.

Renegotiation of lapsed arms treaties.

Huge reductions by all countries in military spending and redirection of those funds to address the climate crisis.

That’s from thier website. I didn’t see anything else with my admittedly short search.

Still waiting

Lol

You’ve got to be joking. I’m guessing your script doesn’t go too far off “bring up one band and ignore the centuries of culture”.

That’s alright. Maybe you’ll find a better cheap job.

Well then, I feel sorry for your students if this is the way you talk to them.

Oh, one music act, well then. World peace has been achieved.

When you mature out of highschool you’ll understand why your comment is ridiculous.

Show us how dancing bears are rooted in the heart of Americana. We all know you can’t.

Oh, but look what they are in reality:

In Russia and Siberia, cubs were for centuries captured for being used as dancing bears accompanying tavern musicians (skomorokhi), as depicted in the Travels of Adam Olearius.

The Russian Bear (Russian: Русский медведь, romanized: Russkiy medved’) is a widespread symbol (generally of a Eurasian brown bear) for Russia, used in cartoons, articles, and dramatic plays since as early as the 16th century, and relating alike to the Russian Empire, the Russian Provisional Government and Russian Republic, the Soviet Union, and the present-day Russian Federation.

Totally the root of Americana. Absolutely…