Think they can settle this in, checks calendar, five days?

Son-of-bitch!

We will find out when these idiots start the second great depression. When 400 million people can’t eat shit gets real.

I had to turn down my Fender Rumble 500 because if I turn it to 5, it makes my pants flap like I’m in front of a fan, and it caused enough vibration to make one of my drummers crash stands fall over lol

You want to create some Luigis’?

This is a good blueprint to do it by affecting their pay and retirement.

Yeah, but we slap and make the ground shake.

Jr rubs a coke encrusted finger all over his gumline

“I’LL DO IT DADDY! I’LL COLLECT THEM TARIFFS!”

That is identical to mine. It’s wicked cool, but I wouldn’t even dream of flying it anywhere near an event like this. I enjoy zipping around my property for sure but that’s it.

Whoever this is is bigly fucked. They will move heaven and earth to hunt them down.

I hedging my bet that the invasion happens on the 20th.

I hope I’m wrong, but it would be perfect timing with the chaos of the transition and none of the major Secretary positions filled.

Newt, these Nazis are not gonna listen to you now.

Saves a bunch of money for you. That money should be in their pockets, you see? So, to discourage you from saving it, they will add another cost to your medical care.

Long live the shareholders.

" I ain’t an athlete, lady. I’m a baseball player." - John Kruk absolute unit and legend First Baseman.

Open this and put the URL into the cleaner.

Oh and bookmark it so you can use it whenever.

https://12ft.io/

Eat relatively healthy, stay hydrated, and get 7 hours of sleep.

cracks a beer and stuffs a jalapeño popper in his gob

I watched a 10 second clip of what they are dealing with on Bluesky.

How the absolute FUCK do you stop something like this?

You don’t. You pray the winds stop long enough to contain and finally put it out.

Might want to bring one. There’s probably a lot of copper in those walls.

Look at this fucking guy skipping crotch day.

He’s mean he’s mean

Ya know what I mean

He’s mean he’s mean

I say what I mean

That’s true, that’s true

I mean what I say

he do he do

If you ban social media companies that don’t regulate their shit you won’t.

Imagine being an engineer and crowing about how much you make, bitching about taxes, and how good you have it.

Now you have to move to Texas.

Lmao.