I always loved when they scratched their little head with their little feetsies

I don’t understand why people want immutable. I don’t know all that much about Linux but on my Steamdeck it keeps getting in the way anytime I try to do anything

how would that help? If it’s far enough away to nuke them without nuking yourself, the zombies would probably be too far away to bother you.

this is peak shitposting

Allow apps to use any payment processor, not just Google’s 30 percent money-printing machine;

This is a big one. Google taxes 30% off all payments on apps from the play store and now they have to lower it to compete or lose customers.

I know people here are gonna say it’s not enough and while I agree, I still want to celebrate that a positive change has been made at all. Especially at a time where side loading is starting to be cracked down on.

YOU’RE SO RIGHT OH MY GOD

I want a water bear as a pet so bad but the fact that they’re microscopic might be an issue

but what if I want one 🥺

I want an ipod 2

I love that stock image lol

once my sister’s (black) cat got into some black paint and left paw prints going up to the toilet then left some on the seat. He wanted the fresh water lol

I heard video tutorials are just a product of ‘big tube’.

well it IS called [email protected]

ah that makes sense, thanks!

This is my favorite phrase to point out how fucked up it is we don’t get to decide these changes for ourselves. Started with ‘Oversimplified’ on YT pointing out that the ‘land of the free’ willingly gave up their rights to consuming alcohol in the prohibition

who tf interpolated the bear

I don’t get it after the 2nd had, any chance someone else understands?

I showed my teacher a flork and now she loves them

I interpreted it as being IRL staring at them rather than emojis, but the latter IS MUCH funner when you imagine some old collage professor type dude just being confused