The skin tones are getting a lot better. Maybe the next major revision will include lifelike body motions. They’re so close.

Get in the front leaning rest and give me 50, private!

I wonder if the side effects will include “teeth growing in unusual locations…” beyond the usual nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea of course.

Troll’s gonna troll

Either that bacon tastes like gunpowder or that barrel will forever smell like bacon when he shoots it in the future, no matter how much he cleans it (or both). Probably not the most cost effective way to cook bacon.

What’s the current Wh/kg average?

It’s because kids are staying home with mom and dad much later and you know how uncomfortable everyone in the room gets when there’s a bang scene.

*The processing statement was a joke, albeit a bad one. Any similarities to true events are purely coincidental and the author bears no responsibility for any implied or actual hurt feelings.

Looks like he’s got a customer