Alex Jones deserves a metal. A lead, to be precise.

No shields. They’ll attract Shai-Hulud.

Congratulations, you’ve solved racism

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I don’t like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the fricking frogs trans

When drag was growing up, all of the siblings had assigned controllers. Drag made sure of that. The little ones got to touch their own greasy filth, and drag’s was nice and clean. If drag had to touch a sibling’s controller, drag needed to wash drag’s claws or it wouldn’t feel right.

No, you don’t want to put narcissists in your cabinet if you’re a fascist dictator. Narcissists will covet your position and seek power for themselves. If you’re a fascist movement, you can afford to have one narcissist at the top, but everybody on the bottom has to be yes-men. You want the bulk of your movement to be white men who crave a powerful masculine figure to dominate them. You want submissives. That’s not where you’ll find 99% of narcissists. You’ll find 99% of narcissists on the left, saying that they’re entitled to more pay and fewer hours. You’ll find 99% of narcissists refusing to be dominated by other people and fighting for equality. You’ll find 99% of narcissists trying to make the world a better place.

You should probably mention which regions this advice is limited to, to avoid confusing people from outside those regions who see your advice and misapply it.

You don’t have to give up marriage, sex, and dating in order to swear off men.

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Talk to your country’s politicians about offering refugee visas to Americans.

Drag has spent today speaking to politicians in drag’s country about offering refugee visas to Americans.

That’s a mathematical impossibility. Election theory says you can’t do that with first past the post.

Oh no, we definitely follow federal law. Marijuana possession is 100% illegal here and anyone who smokes pot should know they are very naughty! We just don’t allow cops to do anything about it.

Communism?

Becoming a fascist dictatorship to own the neoliberals

Can’t you game that law by just phrasing permissive laws as strict?

“It is illegal for any officer of the law to make arrest or conviction based on marijuana consumption or possession”.

Boom. You’re being more restrictive, not being more loose.

The civil war was about states’ rights

States’ rights to force other states to return escaped slaves. Slaves were taking the underground railroad to the north where slavery wasn’t enforced. The South responded by demanding the North return the escaped slaves.

The civil war was about bullying left wing states into violating their own laws to conform to what conservative states demanded of them.