OF doesn’t allow that anymore.

Gasoline.

Moka pot on a camp stove works great.

God forbid you make a wrong turn with OSMAnd, the recalculating time is atrocious, and it’s not unlikely that you’re unable to stop, so it recalculates based on where you were, or in such a way to where you can’t follow it’s new guidance.

I was in the Navy at the time, so it was actually “porn on iPod.”

Goddamn right, Bob.

That’s painful.

That or they pay shit. I’ve said “maybe 10 years ago” a few times to recruiters over the past year. Don’t insult me, I know what I’m worth.

Screw that, just send an email.

I’m boycotting America this year.

O Ed Sew?

The spacecraft was actually part of a ride share, with lots of other payloads, so the launch was for a lot of reasons.

I mean, haha silly funny time, but it was a person, Phillip Chapman, an astronaut’s remains. Please show some respect.

“Fuck you, Thor, but also thanks. But definitely fuck you, Thor.”

Fuck Thor.

When I was in the Navy, a dude kept eating my fucking chips and salsa. It was a small work center, we all knew whose shit was whose in our tiny fridge. So one day I put really fucking hot hot sauce in my salsa and left it in the fridge. Motherfucker has the gall to get pissed at me like I’m the asshole. He didn’t eat my salsa again after that.

None of us are as dumb as all of us.

Land of the fee, home of the slave.

Come on, Grandma, it’s time to get you back to Facebook.

I was just thinking about this on my way into work this morning, and how I need to get some of my junior techs to try this out.