One day they will make a spoon so big, it will destroy them all.

Knees weak, throwing up blood on his flight already, mom’s spaghetti.

Did Alex Jones not wear suits?

I’m just pointing out how he could do the thing that person you originally replied to was suggesting. I’m not saying it makes sense or is reasonable.

He can still deploy Seal Team.

I’m guessing they cut government departments, then privatize them by outsourcing the work to their own companies. Sounds like a solid grift.

They are calling it DOGE? 🙄🙄🙄

The kids in that main pic look like they are in their 40s. Hoop rolling must really take a toll on you.

I was going to make a cop fat donut joke. But then I was thinking the guy probably isn’t running on foot with four tires, so he is probably in a car. Which is hard to chase on foot even if you’re Usain Bolt.

It’s possible they saw him, but couldn’t chase him because… well… no tires.

Rimshot

Your mom wears maga hats.

The Boston tea party was the American equivalent of the Boston tea party.

And so no other country can do it because of that. Got it. ☑️

Why does it require long work hours?

How is it that no one else anywhere is able to replicate this fabrication process?

Yeah this is like the Venus of willendorf.

This is the Venus of Bisquick.

Yeah, try sliding your Mastercard into your urethra.

This is actually the way you are supposed to do it.

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