Ice truck killer, line 1…

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(Shocked pikachu) What? That’s the Russian flag??? No… we’re totally just using the white, blue, and red of OUR flag you silly…

Highland coo

The pacific tree octopus; of course.

https://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/

How about a nice game of chess, Dr Falken?

Keep in mind; the crazies… uber Christian crazies… and I can’t say this part loudly enough, NEED there to be a war as it will bring about the second coming of Christ…

This is why every thing the crazies have pushed - moving the us embassy to Jerusalem; backing Israel at every turn, while questioning every other Jewish activity, and tearing up the Iran nuclear deal… they WANT!!! They NEED there to be a war… this is their design.

Some say he’s still on hold, and that call has lasted through 2 phone upgrades; all we know is he’s called the Stig…

Your pupper ??

The Spice must harooooooooooo owoooooooooo

Hey Siri, define "face eating leopard "

according to a report published Friday by The New York Times

Friday!!!

The actual FUCK?!!?!!?

Why is this shit not reported DURING the election!??!

–oh right, access and $$$ Assholes.

Not short term memory loss…

THAT is the plan… destroying any and all infrastructure.

Own me harder Daddy Trump…

Depends on the attachments…

But son; don’t touch that folder “Untitled Folder”

Leave that one be…

I have a long distance call from Arakis, the Fremen are on line 1…

I long for the day that ANYTHING close to this happens in the USA

Kinda cool idea;; but the key can’t be rewritten; so if something happens to your phone; it would be bricked.

So… not really that great??

Yawn… again? What’s that third this month?

Sigh. Just let me know when it’s on have I been powned.

Kthxbai