The person making this sign must have been in to much of a hurry to leave to double check it.

Unfortunately the federation has decided the clones you keep creating is saving us a fortune on training Starfleet officers so your request has been denied.

The problem is that Newtons theory of relativity states that when things approach the speed of light they slow down, your eyes use light to see so if you look at the pot it nears the speed of light, that being the light emited from your eyes of course. fun fact this is also how super man shoots Lazer beams.

I mean technically there isn’t a finite number of atoms because there isn’t a finite number of anything because everything is part of the same energy field with varied energy states caught in self reinforcing patterns and when you “split” an atom you simply break the pattern allowing rapid entropy to a stable state.

Tldr: the solution to this paradox is that it is impossible to split anything in half, you can only rearrange it.

Can’t wait for the Captain Moses prequel and, Armageddon: Endgame.

Right under the window? They must live dangerously.

Should have centered your axis around the global center instead of the local center.

k-IT-ty

Please call me Jr, Jr, Jr, Jr, Jr, Jr horse, horse is my father’s name.

If ever you are behind on world events just walk into a crowd and say “did you see that stupid thing the president said?” And it will always be relevant.

And literally nothing came of it, this whole thing is fear mongering and political theater.

The bar said donggggggg

Well, I’m afraid your Frankenstein doesn’t meet the Bar, he’s not nearly as buff as our other entries.

Yes and no, it was always technically possible to drive thirty minutes a way go to a library, find a book that hopefully has what you want in it, drive back read it over a weekend, drive back to the library drop off the book, return and waist ~3hrs of your life to Learn a factoid but the barrier to entry was much higher and esoteric knowledge was simply unobtainable unless you went to university. Radio and TV both helped tremendously but you were more subject to the opinions of the studio and politicians than you are now and you would still have to wait and hope something was relevant to the thing you don’t understand, and even then most entertainment was not educational.

K, It’s a small detail but if you look carefully you can kinda see there are two sets of Tits.

Gotta be honest, I would do the same and worse for 250 million dollars.

That’s hilarious, and it’s not obtuse, this commercial was a meme before the invention of memes.

https://youtu.be/GOnENVylxPI

I think you mean about 42.0

You don’t get that hair from smoking cigarettes.