tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoThe Onion@midwest.social•Trump Admits Relationship With Epstein Severed After Dispute Over Dibs On IvankaEnglish
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3 days ago… Because they absolutely would have just taken turns
… Because they absolutely would have just taken turns
This is great and all but what if I need 13? Or only 11?!
Pandering to the dozen-ists while ignoring those with more complex dick needs. Shame.
#MAGA1939 #LMFAOWTFBBQ #FREEDOMFORALLCOCKS
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I’ve had poops that smelled bad enough to give perms to anyone in range. Does that count?
Secrets’ in the sauce!