PALM BEACH, FL—Asserting that the pair had not been close “for decades” prior to the financier’s death, Donald Trump admitted Friday that his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein was severed after a dispute over dibs on the former president’s daughter Ivanka Trump. “We had a very good time for many years, but it was unfortunately Ivanka […]
You can tell this is from The Onion, because their sick relationship probably never soured.
Supposedly it did, but because Trump kept saying the quite part loud.
… Because they absolutely would have just taken turns
Eiffel Tower or Devil’s?
I mean, there was that post earlier today about someone having about 100 hours of voice recordings of interviews with Epstein about shit Trump told him, about the white house and otherwise.