DAMNIT. I really ate the onion here. Good job.
Was literally you comment that made me realise what was going on. Lord everything is cooked ATM
Wow I almost fell for this. Sounds so believable in today’s atmosphere.
Hot damn this one got me.
I recently mused that it has got to be hard for the Onion to come up with something these days given how reality keeps catching up to satire, but this headline proves it’s not just hard, it’s downright impossible to satirize Trump.
Well I ate that one.
Hmm, seems about right…
glances at url
ah
Trump aint sharing
“If I can’t have her, no one can have democracy.”
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit
Imagine doing that every day for the next four years. Please vote.
For Kamala, specifically.
You can tell this is from The Onion, because their sick relationship probably never soured.
Supposedly it did, but because Trump kept saying the quite part loud.
… Because they absolutely would have just taken turns
Eiffel Tower or Devil’s?
I mean, there was that post earlier today about someone having about 100 hours of voice recordings of interviews with Epstein about shit Trump told him, about the white house and otherwise.
*Not-the-Onion
Alright. At what point do we admit that The Onion is just serving out legitimate factual stories?
This absolutely happened, right?
Yes it sounds plausible but the timeline does not add up. When Ivanka was 14 they were still friends.
It took me quite the moment to realize this was the onion so likely yes.
I straight up ate the onion this time.
Damn, got me. Didn’t see the community this was for a sec and it had me going.
Yup. I bit too. When the Onion is this fast it’s hard to catch them. The Carlson Tucker one almost got me too.
This one too plausible for satire.
It’d be hilarious if Trump publicly denied it, turning the onion into an actual news outlet.
