Thank you for your cooperation.
Thank you for your cooperation.
I like that someone in a position of authority is talking about this.
Plot twist: That’s not all that’s in Luke.
Sounds like someone messed with Texas.
We should sell tickets.
I suppose you could start a man-drawn carriage business and pay the men with sex. You might have to lobby to get a few laws changed first. Or you could have the men run on hamster wheels connected to turbine generators…
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Give the kids what they want!
I still don’t get it. What is so threatening about a mask?
The Couchinator
Oh come on, there’s no harm in some good, old-fashioned axe-play.
At some schools, any major can result in a BA or BS depending on which electives you take.
My red flag would be telling her “fuck off creepy stranger”
He doesn’t look so moisturized to me.
Very stupid. We all were.
It’s not dumbness, it’s cravenness. He’s saying things he thinks MAGA-bros like to hear. “Yeah brother, high-five! Burn those libs!”
Also the subtext here is that Jeff Bridges isn’t manly. I don’t think there’s a cure for that level of delusion.
I was talking with some scientists who told me that a mere touch on the hand from Jeff Bridges not only impregnates a woman, but also transitions her into a man.
I wake up each morning hairless, then I look into the mirror and speak the name Jeff Bridges three times. Instantly I’m transformed into a kind of human carpet covered from head to toe in three whole feet of man fur.
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Every time I hear someone talking up prompt engineering, I feel like I should say something. But I don’t.