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alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 months ago

Job = average person hobby

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Job = average person hobby

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alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 months ago
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  • OmegaMouse@pawb.social
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    Average rich people hobbies: Cocaine, tax fraud, genocide

    • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world
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      Burning fossil fuels, underage sex parties, over throwing democratically elected 3rd world governments.

      • fluxion@lemmy.world
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        Overthrowing 1st world countries as well

        • lad@programming.dev
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          Now trending 📈

          • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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            Just replaying a classic

            • lad@programming.dev
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              Makes me wonder if that fascist regime would’ve fallen by the end of the 20th century like the other fascist regimes in Europe

    • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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      Hanging out with Epstein

    • danc4498@lemmy.world
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      Born wealthy

    • M137@lemmy.world
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      You forgot paedophilia, human trafficking and climate destruction.

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    “Invest in Mentors”

    Fucking clown always trying to sell his stupid shit

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      Wasn’t at all surprised to scroll up and see “mentor” in their byline

    • thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works
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      Mentors can be a legitimately good way to progress your career; but 100% of the online mentoring services are bullshit.

      Like, for anyone salaried in a corporate environment; pick someone ~3 rings higher than you on the ladder in a seperate department (e.g. Team Lead, Department Head, VP, GM etc.).

      They will be familiar enough with the business to provide useful guidance, helping you build up not only your skillset but your professional network. Because, the dirty secret is - after a certain point, it’s not necessarily what you know - it who you know.

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    Any rich person born after 1993 can’t party. All they know is gym, invest in they mentors, not work, be knowledgeable, do business, and lie.

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    • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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      Alternately, rich kids just pay off the carnival workers for the big prize without playing the game at all

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        Or mass deport them after living off their labor for decades

    • Fredselfish@lemmy.world
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      So I am middle class then. Man why does it still feel poor?

      • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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        you are working class. We all are.

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          Nowadays, there are really only two classes:

          • The Owners class, which is people who live off the money that’s made by the assets they own.
          • The Worker class, which is people who live off the money they get from selling their work.

          What was called “Middle Class” generally are just workers who earn a bit more, though the older Middle Class did at times manage to save enough to buy enough assets that they could start living of the income from those assets and not have to work anymore. That’s not the case for young people nowadays who would qualify as Middle Class due to their level of formal education and the kind of work they do because it’s way harder for them to save and asset prices are through the roof.

  • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
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    Some of the most knowledgeable people I’ve meet were dirt-poor.

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      most academics/research roles. Huge competition, your life depends on winning grants, requires PhD and years of training, poverty-level salaries.

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      They must love their Job hobby

  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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    Entire bottom box should be “wait for trust fund”.

  • puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Alvin’s hobby:

    CW: nudity

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    I don’t think this individual understands what a hobby is. Your job by definition is not a hobby.

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    It’s amazing how hourly workers brainwashed themselves into believing that they’re entrepreneurs.

    They really believe the nonsense that bro podcasters sell them.

    They’ll be 40 in an hourly retail position wondering where everything went wrong.

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    I’m a average people who became rich people with Bitcoin. So now I’m just the top panel without the work.

    I dont say this to brag, but to encourage other average peoples to become rich people too.

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    Serious question. What is “invest in mentors”? I can’t figure this one out. Like you pay people to mentor you?

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      Yep, personal tutors etc

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        Look at the bio of the person who posted it.

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    ive done the gym and knowledge thing, why am i not rich?

    • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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      How invest in either mentors or dementors.

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        i can only afford mentos

  • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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    I swear rich people have no actual interests

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      The ones that do are not spending their time posting sociopath bullshit on LinkedIn.

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