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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 days ago

Math is amazing!

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Math is amazing!

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 days ago
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  • superkret@feddit.org
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    Holy shit I did this and travelled 2 years into the future!
    Guys? I don’t like it here…

    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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      If it makes you feel any better it sucks back here as well.

  • Trailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    • Take your age
    • Multiply by eiπ
    • Add your age
    • Divide by 10
    • Take a card, any card
    • Add the number of years you’ve been alive
    • Hand me the card
    • Is this your card?
    • froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      No

      • Freshparsnip@lemm.ee
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        NO?

    • andros_rex@lemmy.world
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      0?

      Edit: nvm missed the last step x - age

      x * eiπ = x * -1 = -x

      -x+x = 0

      0/10 = 0

      0 + x = x

    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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      Turns out I was the joker the entire time.

  • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
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    I seem to be aging more rapidly than anticipated.

    • Fat Tony@lemmy.world
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      I want this on my gravestone.

  • slippyferret@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I’m really bad at arithmetic so it took me two years to do the calculations, but the math does check out.

  • froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    what’s 9 + 10?

    • maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone
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      Knock knock.

      • froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        21

        • maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone
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          Eww too old.

          • neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            📸

          • MsPenguinette@lemmy.world
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            I forget there are children on this app. Or at least I’m really really hoping you are a child…

            • peregrin5@lemm.ee
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              Yes officer. This is the peterfile right here.

            • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz
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              You pervert

            • froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              There are no children on this app💀

              • asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev
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                skibidi rizz fanum tax. im 3 years old and im certainly lemmymaxxing

                • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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                  based fosspilled lemmymaxxer

              • untakenusername@sh.itjust.works
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                is baby gronk the new rizz king?

                • froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                  baby gronk joke in April 2025? man, you’re old…

            • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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              Its just Leonardo Dicaprio’s lemmy account

        • superkret@feddit.org
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          21 - 2?

          • froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      • Iron Lynx@lemmy.world
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        It’s The United States.

        With huge boats.

        With guns.

        (Gunboats)

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      910

      • HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Ah, yes, the JavaScript developer

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          Hello type conversion, my old friend

          • i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            NaN with you again

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        deleted by creator

    • /home/pineapplelover@lemm.ee
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      21

    • ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Didn’t you read? It’s your age!

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      69

      • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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        Nice

  • moog@lemm.ee
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    Take your age That’s your age

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    I asked ChatGPT and it said the answer is 255.

    • Destide@feddit.uk
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      Because your real age is white

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    This is one of those memes that are a few generations in.

  • TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca
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    Why am I getting 14459? What does it mean?

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      It means you’re using JavaScript.

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      I got 5318008

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    Oh neat, it’s my ssn!

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      deleted by creator

  • Destide@feddit.uk
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    Take your age add your credit card number subtract your age pm me the answer to find out which Pokémon you’d marry

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    COVID made this accurate

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    I was told to never do math not even once

  • myotheraccount@lemmy.world
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    After apending two years performing this calculation, I can finally confirm: it is correct.

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    hear me out though. to calculate 10+9, first add 1 by 9 which is 10. 10+10 is 20. Finally add the 1 and it is 21. It checks out.

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      Are you Terrence Howard?

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