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minus-squareZagorath@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·9 days agoThe CIA wrote a manual on how to do this. It’s a bit old and parts of it are outdate for some times of work, but a lot of it is still useful. Misunderstand orders. Ask endless questions or engage in long correspondence about such orders Insist on perfect work in relatively unimportant products Hold conferences when there is more critical work to be done (some might say normal businesses do this as a matter of course…) Bring up irrelevant issues as frequently as possible
minus-squareramble81@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·9 days agoShit, 80% of the people I work with must have read that manual then. That’s a near daily occurrence.
minus-squareanomnom@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-28 days agoEvery web project manager I’ve ever had apparently lived by this manual.
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 days agoGood for them
minus-squareWoodScientist@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·8 days agoThis is also the perfect manual for how to cosplay as energy vampire Colin Robinson.
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 days agoI’m pretty sure this is our company policy
minus-squareDagnet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-29 days ago“What about the droid attack on the wookies?”
minus-squareSaledovil@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 days agoWhat about the flamethrower attack on the Geonosians?
The CIA wrote a manual on how to do this. It’s a bit old and parts of it are outdate for some times of work, but a lot of it is still useful.
Shit, 80% of the people I work with must have read that manual then. That’s a near daily occurrence.
Every web project manager I’ve ever had apparently lived by this manual.
Good for them
This is also the perfect manual for how to cosplay as energy vampire Colin Robinson.
I’m pretty sure this is our company policy
“What about the droid attack on the wookies?”
What about the flamethrower attack on the Geonosians?