• finitebanjo@lemmy.world
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    19 hours ago

    "What was my bank password again? Charlemagne178Fibre?

    Ah you know what I’ll just send a reset code to my phone. Phone code’s easy, birth month and birth year, just like on my license in my wallet. With my phone people can take my money, my car, they can generate an access code to my house, address on my license in my wallet. Theres also the bitcoin wallet app I use, same exact code except with an added one one at the end, the app is literally just called crypto it’s got a blue icon with a spiky white logo. Good ol’ phone code. But at least now I’ve bought enough time for POCKET SAND!"