List of things that don’t exist:
- Horses
that is a bumper sticker clearly not a horse
That’s probably just a brown donkey 🐴. The things they can do with paint these days.
Has he met Megan?
Neigh? Nay.
Take your upvote and gtfo
If horses aren’t real then where is the power coming from the car’s engine? Checkmate.
Fuck horses
President of Turkmenistan: Yes
ok Vaush
Of course they aren’t real. Just ask Joe.
This Joe? Because I’m pretty sure he is a horse.
Hbomberguy intensifies
What is a horse but a short necked giraffe snd we know those aren’t real.
This is a psy op from the government because it’s so obviously wrong that it makes bird truthers look like idiots too, which we are not. If it flies, it spies. “If it gallops, it spies” neither rhymes nor does it make sense. See how fake it is!
Horses are just imaginary unicorns.
I don’t have to believe in horses, I bought an Electric Monk to believe in things for me since believing things is exhausting.
