The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agoWhat do you call driving on a frozen lake and spinning in circles with your car?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square54fedilinkarrow-up1347arrow-down16
arrow-up1341arrow-down1imageWhat do you call driving on a frozen lake and spinning in circles with your car?lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agomessage-square54fedilink
minus-squarejubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up86arrow-down2·2 days agoWe should reframe climate change as an attack on winter recreational activities. Then Republicans might actually give a shit about it. “Oh, I’m not worried about climate change. But I’m very concerned about the impending demise of snowmobiling.”
minus-squaresnooggums@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up53·2 days ago“How will the homeless freeze to death without cold winters?”
minus-squareTimewornTraveler@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoSadly it still doesn’t matter when people believe that God guarantees four seasons in the Bible
We should reframe climate change as an attack on winter recreational activities. Then Republicans might actually give a shit about it.
“Oh, I’m not worried about climate change. But I’m very concerned about the impending demise of snowmobiling.”
“How will the homeless freeze to death without cold winters?”
Make homeless freeze again.
Sadly it still doesn’t matter when people believe that God guarantees four seasons in the Bible