your red pixel clicking cartridge has run out. you wont be able to click on any other pixels until you refill your red pixel clicking cartridge.
Third party clicking cartridge detected. Please purchase a supported cartridge from Logitech, or our partnered retailers.
☹️ but i cant click to subscribe.
Just buy a second mouse. C’mon dude, it’s like you’re not even trying to pay!
puts dollar near CD drive
it actually takes it
Holy shit.
I have a CD drive!
You can only click after watching
3511 ads.Data pack work like that, the page to order the data pack doesn’t cost anything to reach.
I would assume that the app would have click working
You can, but it’s 10 cents a click!
Do not read aloud from a book that summons demons. Not even as a joke.
idk I’ve been thinking about getting the standard plan. 10k clicks isn’t much, but If i quit Leauge, then I think i can get by. And I can’t stand the ad supported basic tier anymore. I can’t take one more ad for that crypto exchange
It is often fun choosing to read “clicks” as “dicks” due to how similar they look. Imagin’ you getting 10,000’s of dicks via LoL every month.
10,000 dicks a month from lol is rookie numbers, honestly.
In a row??
move those decimals over one.
Add a free tier and base it around gacha mechanics.
Every now and then there’d be a duck hunt bird flying over your windows and it would stop turning only if clicked. This is accumulative, meaning you being AFK gives you two, three ducks flying over your desktop, up to the arbitrary limit of 255.
Ah yes and once you’ve reached max duck you get a 90 second ad for essential oils or you’re free to click all the ducks.
It’s a good thing that market is so saturated that there’d always be a cheap uncomplicated mouse with all your features, unless you’re some sort of MMO mouse person.
That said, a company can probably still sell this to the government with enough lobbying. Those chumps love wasting cash on subscriptions they don’t need (looking at you, Adobe Cloud).
That’s why they’ll make it so Windows requires your mouse to have official Microsoft drivers for compatibility.
Hahaha, Windows, lol.
The lack of close button makes me believe this is not true.
It’s a meme now. Give it a few years and it’ll be more than a meme.
One man’s meme is another monster’s inspiration
Drink a can of Monster to continue clicking
Stand up and clap to end the commercial
It’s all fun and games, until it becomes real and people buy it, then all competitors align and it’s the new norm.
Is it HP mouse?
The image is of a Logitech MX master. But yes the meme is very HP coded.
It’s based off a very real Logitech statement.
I’m aware. But Logitech backed down on it. HP wouldn’t have.
The worst thing about this image is that it literally took one of the best mice on the market. Albeit this is a version 1, and no longer being sold.
Vim users: *entirely unaffected*
They won’t even see the ad because they can’t get out of Vim.
“I can get out anytime I want, I just like it here” - vim user
What will Premium Plus get for me?
They missed so many opportunities to make it actually a nightmare. Adding these should help…
Standard plan: 2 DPI settings. (50, 32000)
Premium plan: 3 DPI settings! (50, 100, 32000) Ad Free!
Pro-gamer plan ($45/mo) Mouse acceleration toggle 1 customizable DPI settings (more available @ $5/mo each) Middle mouse click functionality unlocked! (Bound to backspace. Customizable binding @ $2/mo) AI tooltips to suggest when/where to click next. ($5/Mo to disable) Cloud backup*
*Requires Internet connection. Mouse falls back to standard plan and settings when not connected. Requires device reboot to re-enable subscription after disconnect.
This hurts to read.
How long could a mouse take to reboot, Michael? An hour?
Thanks Satan
And it will anti cheat a little on the cheap tier when you play games.
$10 for unlimited scrolling!
No, you can’t disable AI, because “people want that” ™
At least this provider gives unlimited free scrolling!
Nah, I already got the 24,99 family plan that includes 500 premium clicks every month. I just hope they don’t follow through with their crackdown on account sharing.
What do those premium clicks do?
When you click a button it’s actually two events, a button down and a button up. That is how you are able to grab something and move it, by clicking and holding and then later releasing.
Premium clicks include both the button down and button up events. Non-premium clicks are button down only.
