leans rocking chair all the way back
Preparing to engage maximum range!
Jesse duck!
Sleeping with those has to be uncomfortable.
Might want a reduction down to 9.
The man who sleeps with a battery of nipple guns is a fool every night but one.
He misses at least one spot to mount another gun:
Capone Bege?
Anyone else want a bagel?
Adolf Tittler
There’s actually 20.
*unzips.
The opposite of a suicide vest.
A fuck you and all them mother fuckers too vest
Well, it’s actually a suicide vest. The recoil of all these mini canons would crush your ribcage.
And as you need to aim with own body before dying and possibly miss your shots, it’s actually a pretty bad suicide vest.
Clearly what you need to do to avoid the recoil is mount the guns on a solid metal hoop like structure around your chest, and have a matching set in the back to balance the forces. One pull of the trigger and you ruin everybody’s day.
Homicide vest
The only way to stop a bad guy with 19 guns is a good guy with 19 guns
Would you still love me if I was a grenade?
a classic conundrum. Which would you rather fight?
One guy with 19 guns or 19 guys with one gun? 🤔
Are we talking movie logic where all 19 of them inexplicably take turns one at a time instead of just overwhelming me?
Movie logic. Also known as gay-bar logic.
THERE WAS A FIRE FIIIIGHT!
I don’t think I could keep up all of them at the same time … my tickie ticker would just give up, the bullets would just lazily drool to the ground.
Herr Colonel Heinrich Gesundheit.
