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minus-squareThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 days agoYeah that’s why you wash things. Every man’s hand you’ve ever touched has had a dick in it. Every woman’s hand you’ve touched has been in a vagina.
minus-squareDeathsEmbrace@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·8 days agoWhat if you’re born quadriplegic does it still count?
minus-squareThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 days agoSomeone would’ve touched you with their hands so by proxy you’ve been touched by a person who’s had their hands on some kind of genetalia
minus-squareramble81@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 days agoAnd every hand has been used to wipe an ass.
minus-squareparody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 days ago Every woman’s hand you’ve touched has been in a vagina. Go on…
Yeah that’s why you wash things.
Every man’s hand you’ve ever touched has had a dick in it. Every woman’s hand you’ve touched has been in a vagina.
What if you’re born quadriplegic does it still count?
Someone would’ve touched you with their hands so by proxy you’ve been touched by a person who’s had their hands on some kind of genetalia
FELLAS
And every hand has been used to wipe an ass.
Go on…