Imagine all your shits becoming the grout that holds this stone toilet together after a decade of dumps.
This will rock your world
What is that down in teh corner, a wheel arch? Is this installed in the bed of a pickup truck?
How do I flush this?
I mean, ok. But why the toilet?!
I think it’s a bidet
I like that it’s environmentally friendly. When you’re done you can just slide your ass along the seat to scrape yourself clean.
Rock solid solution
“How’s your relationship?”
“It’s rocky.”
“Care to elaborate?”
“I mean, it’s really in the shitter.”
A black light would blind you in this room
Talk about taking your bathroom for granite!
Morty: “GRANT-ed! Rick, did you think it was granite!? To think you were some kind of rock or boulder person. I can’t believe you didn’t know the right word was granted.”
This makes me want to throw up and break shit.
Where’s the flusher?!
Looks like a bidet not a toilet, see the tap handles?
He’s too stoned, Nintendo
I can feel the pinches just looking at it.
When the Moss and mildew and mold grow in, it just adds to the naturalism
