Ok, I didn’t read the Community title and thought it was real. Because I trust him to do something like this. Or at least try it.
How many Christmas songs are there that contain the word “gay”? I can’t think of any?
Make the yueltide gay
Now we don our gay apparel, la la la la la
deck the halls
Lol I didn’t notice this was the Onion at first and genuinely thought this was real.
Yep. I bit it hard. Honestly, I’m mote surprised it isn’t real at this point. It’s totally something he’d do.
Oh, wait, that’s The Onion.
the hard times, but yeah, I almost bought it too.
Conservatives, you have fucked up, because I didn’t even get surprised by this, it really just seemed like something you guys would do these days.
Yes, they should replace them with the word ‘homosexual’ to be more modern 😉
“Don we now, our happy apparial!”
“Dom me now, on a homosexual barrel!”
Bro it was right there.
“Don we. Now, our hay apparel!”
Why are you giving him ideas?
Oof, they got me on that one.
People who thought this was real - don’t feel bad, it’s a reference to Florida’s REAL “Don’t Say Gay” law, enacted in 2023, that bans the word from public schools.
It’s not as common now but I’ve met somebody who’s first name is Gay.
Who’s that guy over there? Well that’s Homosexual Smith; the heterosexual.
“The plane that dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima was the Enola Homosexual”
yeah… we’re cooked.
signed, a trans Floridian in highschool
The Flintstones have entered the chat.
This onion tastes particularly oniony.
I had a nice bite myself.
Doh! I got caught out again.
The Flinstones theme safe?
That was addressed at the end of the article.
At press time, Governor DeSantis banned reruns of “The Flintstones” after learning the family was having a “gay old time” in every episode.
Absolutely NOT. Fred Flintstone drove a zero-emissions vehicle, which is yabba-dabba-WOKE!
Technically, the power source for his vehicle does have an exhaust port that occasionally puts out methane gas.
He signed the bill because every time he hears the word ‘gay’, he thinks about shoving some D in his mouth. nom nom nom slurp slurp
Wow, what ❄️ ❄️ snowflakes ❄️ ❄️
