My Husband/Wife grabbed me and almost choked me to death because I said I didn’t like his/her favorite food. My friends are saying I’m an asshole. AITA?
First off, if you don’t like the food, don’t say something, just slip it to the dog and claim it was the best you’ve ever had so they can keep bringing it to every gathering.
Second, choking is when something gets lodged in your windpipe. Your partner almost STRANGLED you to death.
My Husband/Wife grabbed me and almost choked me to death because I said I didn’t like his/her favorite food. My friends are saying I’m an asshole. AITA?
I’m sorry, but it sounds like YTA.
First off, if you don’t like the food, don’t say something, just slip it to the dog and claim it was the best you’ve ever had so they can keep bringing it to every gathering.
Second, choking is when something gets lodged in your windpipe. Your partner almost STRANGLED you to death.
Could this work? I animated a reddit post (ft. Internet Historian)
😂 I remember that one. The goofy animation just makes it even more funny.
I am reminded of the joke about the chihuahua that killed a Rottweiler, with the punchline being “it got stuck in its throat”.
Facebook up, hit the lawyer, delete the gym.
gym up, hit the facebook, delete the lawyer?
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instructions unclear my human penis is delete am i doing this right
You’re supposed to put your human penis in the lawyer. They call that pro bono.
Rofl
need further instruction human penis caught in ceiling fan trying to sudo apt-get dog in bathtub