If he can’t do it, flip him over and do it yourself.

Nobody tell him

And a tv celebrity is going to be the commander in chief. This isn’t surprising.

In 2028, the Democrats won’t even be on the ticket, and most of America still won’t vote third party.

Jokes on you, I’ve been edging all day.

Jokes on them, Edge doesn’t respect my GTK theme.

Yes, outlawing polygamy was one of the concessions for statehood. The church later claimed it was never actually a commandment and condemned anyone still practicing it (publicly).

At that point, you’re just paying for YouTube Music.

Don’t disable uBlock Origin, even when you have YT premium. Using Chrome counts as disabling uBlock Origin

“Ramen”

Someone should show this new food to the pope so he can baptize it.

Op killed the joke

So you’re saying we should all make our own party? With blackjack and hookers?

If the president elect dies before they take office, their running mate is sworn in. They serve a full term that counts towards their 2 term limit.

At least he’s not the Lt. Governor anymore.

Flouride makes teeth white. White light passing through a prism makes a rainbow. Therefore, fluoride makes my teeth gay.

Can confirm. I am 30 and voted. My brother is 29 and claims to not vote.

YOU won’t need one because you’ll already HAVE one from the last Mac Mini you bought last year.

“different” is just another word for “weird”

That card is banned.