Yours makes too much sense. His doesn’t even elucidate his own point because it’s so nonsensical.

I didn’t know that’s even a thing.

Seems fine aside from the applesauce packaging being unnecessarily wasteful.

If you are poor, you should definitely not be buying individual servings of applesauce (or most things). Of course, this is also true if you are not poor.

Great name! That’s not Corporal Radar, is it?

My clumber spaniel likes to be the little spoon when she’s groggy in the morning. It’s the best.

I’m old enough and nerd enough to be slightly peeved that “community built” isn’t hyphenated (“community-built”).

For some, that’s an autistic thing. But you certainly don’t need to have autism to have anxiety about having your hair cut as a kid.

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Well, at least we can all agree with Scott Bessent on something.

That’s when you say, “Bless your heart.”

This is not a reliable way to test for anemia.

WE KNOW!

I think we all know that cats have mastered neuroticism.

And always remember: more organs means more human.

One of my absolute favorites. I had a high school class read this aloud once (two kids out of the group) without telling them anything about it in advance. It was glorious.

I think they also just feel extremely emboldened right now because nobody has bothered to really try to stop them from the atrocities they’ve been committing for quite a while now.

Is it just me or does it increasingly seem like almost everything increases one’s risk of Alzheimer’s? Great progress is being made, but it’s crazy how varied the apparent risk factors can be.

This is very much it. His public statement is a message to those who want his money.

He’s not going anywhere. He already bought his influence. Now he has more leverage over Republicans in advance of the 2026 elections.

It’s an attempt to proactively prevent any progressive progress.