Eugene V. Debs' Ghost

Fucking awesome. Onion has been hitting it hard lately, and this is just the cherry on top. I am hopeful this makes some chuds question their minds.

I would love this.

My eggs are more expensive too. So are everyone elses in the world. I just blame Putin for destabilising and the stores for blatant price gouging the second they felt they could.

Exactly this. Harris probably would have overseen the shift of the prices going back down and the “muh economy and inflation” Republicans wouldn’t have had as big of an argument for 2028.

Ukraine winning, Trump dies from health issues/arrested for his crimes (long shot on the last one), and doing her best to secure abortion and queer protections, she would have been great for her second term.

And now we get nothing but the worst of both worlds.

She only says this because she’s probably going to die in office from old age or some dipshit republican trying to harm her.

She had no intentions of saying/advocating any of this before 2024. 2016 would have been the time to restructure it fully to get more opinions on how to beat Trump, but the DNC argued in court “We have the right to ratfuck our primaries, we’re not under any legal obligation to let the public decide.”

It’s like she wanted to upset the voter base to get the Republicans on her side. “See? I can trigger the libs too!”

Yep. Maybe whenever we’re allowed elections again we’ll have a candidate with polices that people like. Thanks Harris!

Data? In an argument with a data denial weirdo? Good luck on convincing this weirdo.

• Refuses to cover his campaign ads
• Refuses to cover his victories
• Internally leaving him off of nationwide polls when data allow him to be counted (CNN infamous called Sanders “Other Candidate” instead of showing him, but counted Andrew Yang)
• Slander about him being sexist when he encouraged women to run for office and only started going in 2016 when he asked Warren to run and she declined.
• Mass media campaign about calling the Jewish senator antisemitic for not being “pro killing children”

So when the media is against you, people see it as a bad candidate, and don’t vote. Even when he was never a monster, but Trump got more air time saying “Mexicans bring rape”.

Colbert was satire when he just copied what Republicans were saying, with the obvious intentions of “Jesus Christ, do they even hear themselves?”

The Onion can be satire now, and when “No way to prevent this, says the only country where this happens on a regular basis.”

Probably never will. We’ll be hearing them blaming us as we shuffle in a chain gang to the concentration camps.

All these sources of intentional corruption against someone running to improve the lives of all Americans and not just a select few, and you just go “Hmm, but he was losing according to the media that lied to us, so he lost fair and square.”

When you figure out that the United States was established by wealthy white males who owned slaves, had a revolution due to “no taxation without representation” but then purposefully ignored to repent the 99% until major reforms over the years, it makes sense.

The first set presidential elections were only voted by a handful of Americans. Not the women. Not the slaves. Not the natives who were here first. The landowning white men.

When we claimed England is a tyranny but abolished slavery and gave universal aufferage before we did, I think we lost that argument. America was built by out of touch white men, and it has always been ran by out of touch white men.

YOU FREED THE WHAT?!

She had excitement and energy, then said she’d do nothing different than Biden. Lost a lot of energy. Got Time Waltz, more energy, and then the party told him “stop calling Vance weird” and we lost more energy.

She had a better shot at talking trump, she just loved to shoot herself in the foot.

Fuck off.

It’s hell, yeah. (I know that’s your joke, but I gotta explain it for weirdos.)

Heel turn? He’s been anti-trump since day one. Criticizing your candidate is good. Trump supporters don’t accept do any criticism.

Russia and China have nothing in power compared to the genuine pure stupidity of Americans. Decades of brainwashing a populous will get you further than invading it from the outside.

And a lot of judges run for office. You have to act tough to get reelected, which means “tough on crime”.

Judges are a heavily flawed attempt on impartiality when poor people do crimes for different reasons than the state and rich commit them.

A rich man will never loiter, a poor person might have to. A state can declare war and pardon its commanders even with rape and murder illegal for everyone else.

Should have publicly shot them and said “Hey we aren’t Germany, we have means to help those Fascism corrupts.”