Hey, I just wanted you to know that I didn’t like your post.
Once again an abominable greentext could have been avoided if anon would just have a damn shower!
This probably isn’t true, but like if it is, you shouldn’t have to be told to not let your dog fuck your ass. Your Dad is reacting exactly how any sane person would in that situation.
“Violence is isually the answer.”
- Roadhog
You have confirmed that this isn’t true, but you did forget to add also gay as it’s a fact must be added.
So George Carlin voiced the conductor in the US. Someone mixed in his standup with the show, and it’s pretty great.
Wait, I thought it was Ringo Starr?
I’m not sure why, but I feel like theres a different word underneath the word fella.
Yeah, it’s the n word
Funniest shit I’ve read today X’D
Anon became a white woman.
i don’t know what this means, but i hate you for writing it
You’ll hate me too for explaining it, there’s a running stereotype that white women fuck their dogs.
I didn’t make it up and I don’t spread such stereotypes, but that’s what they meant by their above comment.
Does engaging and explaining such stereotypes count as spreading them?
No.
I don’t spread such stereotypes
I’ve got some bad news for you…
Oh you know what I mean lmao.
Not really. I don’t know what effect you thought posting the stereotype online in public was going to have other than to spread it. This is exactly and precisely what spreading it looks like, surely?
No.
well that’s just stupid and racist.
but i appreciate the explanation and don’t hate you.There’s even a song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1faGNp9xvNQ
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Anon screwed the pooch and is now in the doghouse.
Honestly I’ve never actually slowed down to truly parse the phrase “screw the pooch”. Well, now I have, and also fuck you because I used to be innocent 😭
Apparently, it’s the tamer version of “fuck the dog”.
Holy shit. I thought I was being witty using that idiom instead of screwed the pooch. TIL it’s already a thing, moreover the origin story of screwed the pooch.
The origin doesn’t include actually having sex with a dog though. “Fuck the dog” was just an expression for being lazy and “screw the pooch” simply makes it more palatable.
Dog gone it!
I should have just scrolled away
too tired to move
Yeah, no, I’m calling bullshit. WTF anon?
