The first and only good babylonbee article

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      5 days ago

      It was required to be created before the election. So it’s pretty obvious they don’t care.

      I’m fact I’ll go as far as to say its intentional. They will scream that Biden is resisting the transition, trying to stage a coup, etc etc. The antics won’t stop just because he got elected.

    • tempest@lemmy.ca
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      6 days ago

      I think the last few years have pretty much proven he doesn’t ‘need’ to do anything.

      • LustyArgonian@lemmy.world
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        6 days ago

        Sure, because he is a foreign asset meant to transfer wealth to Russia from the US and destroy the US from within. It only benefits him to harm our country.

        But yes a competent leader would want things like info from those agencies and intelligence briefings etc so they are prepared on Jan 20.

  • technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    7 days ago

    Libs before the election: Trump is a fascist! He must be stopped! He’ll destroy our democracy!

    Libs after the election: Congrats to Trump! We’ll be meeting soon to discuss the peaceful exchange of powers and our broadly overlapping interests.

  • مهما طال الليل@lemm.ee
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    7 days ago

    The Babylon Bee is unfunny right wing trash, but the Democrats walked right into this one. You can’t tell us Trump is a threat to democracy and then peacefully transfer power to him.

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    7 days ago

    Good old right wing “humor” (punching down on everyone else because they consider everyone else beneath them). We’re all going to be seeing a lot of this type of “humor” (lynchings, book burning, singing about how wonderful being dictated to is) in the next 10 years or so.

    • Fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com
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      I think it’s more a criticism of the Dems. They spent four years saying Trump is the death of America and now they’re just going to hand it to him. There’s two implications of that:

      1. Trump isn’t the enemy they made him out to be.

      2. Or, they just don’t care about American democracy.

      A long criticism of Dems has been their refusal to treat Trump as the threat he is. He tried to perform a coup and what has happened? Some guy was accused of using fake money and was extra-judicially executed in the street, but perform a coup and life goes on.

  • finitebanjo@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    From the article:

    “It’s my responsibility to make sure this tyrannical despot assumes power,” Harris told the crowd of supporters after officially conceding the race. “Though he will end freedom itself in this country, imprison anyone who disagrees with him, systematically murder all women, and go door to door kicking everyone’s dogs, I promise to make sure there is a peaceful transition of power.”

    The media hailed Harris’s brilliance and the leadership she displayed while conceding to a man who is literally Hitler.

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    7 days ago

    Biden is the one responsible for transferring power. Even right wing satire is full of ignorance. Not that there was ever any doubt.

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    7 days ago

    First and only and it looks like Babylon staff didn’t even come up with the idea - at the bottom it suggests this was a reader submission.

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    7 days ago

    I wish this was the right community to post this. Unfortunately, it more properly belongs in nottheonion

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    7 days ago

    It’s called leading through example, because the MAGA cult is so good at following the examples given to them.

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      7 days ago

      A millennia old Arabic saying goes something like: “If you honor the generous, you will own him… but if you honor the ignoble, he will rebel.” We all know leading through example is wasted on people like Trump.

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    8 days ago

    Actually that was a JD Vance quote. Harris kept it more classy.

    Either way, he’s more of a Mussolini type. Less vision, more opportunism.

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    7 days ago

    Make sure Joe pardons the fuck out everybody on your way out. Also he should resign if only to fuck with their merch.

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    At first I was surprised this was coming from the Fascist friendly Bee, but then I read it and realized they’re trying to sound sarcastic, but making the correct point perfectly. This is fucking meta.

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      It’s like some kind of reverse Poe’s law, when the sarcasm of the outrageous minded is indistinguishable from a sane opinion.

      Also Godwin’s law.

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        This whole thing is cracking me up. I can imagine them writing all sorts of articles like “Democrats want ALL people to have access to basic needs like food, shelter, education, and health care.” Then MAGAts reading that just laughing their heads off while the rest of us are just stuck wondering where the joke is.

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          7 days ago

          Unfortunately, democrats don’t really want that. What Bernie stated yesterday is correct, they have turned their backs to the working class

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            I loved that man, but he should have said that shit at the very beginning of the campaign and pressured Harris into bending a knee to the working class (99% of us peasants), and at the least suggest that she would stop fueling genocide.

            Both teams get paid by, and play for the same “coaches” telling them what to do to enrich the Haves by plundering the Have Nots. It was never about winning the election. This was their collective design.

            Clutch your purses, everybody, the fascists are (still) in power again.

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      It’s some real self-awarewolf shit. I guess the difference is that what they’re trying to say is that she said he’s a tyrannical despot, but apparently he’s not because she’s just fine with handing him power, but I read it as he is indeed a tyrannical despot, but she’s doing the Democrat thing of following the rules even though Republicans will do no such thing, ensuring the demise of freedom in the US.

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        8 days ago

        There was a political realignment after the civil war where the democrat and the republicans switched roles.

        Now there’s a factual realignment, where reality and satire switch which one is absurd and which one is correct when taken at face value

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          7 days ago

          Fuck.

          People using “literally” to mean “figuratively” really was only the beginning?

          90s me would be sadly satisfied with how shit’s going right now. Like, everyone prefers to be right, but sometimes the Schadenfreude isn’t worth the squeeze.