I’m going with Danny Devito! That fuck would straighten out the church. He got good morals. He just a nice guy. What about you?
The Archbishop of Kabul
I think we should reelect Francis.
I thought the crowd favorite would’ve been Luigi, though I have no idea what the requirements are for being elected Pope.
Dang I might have to change my vote
Yeah Danny sounds good. Or Jack Black would pope the hell out of that Vatican, literally.
Satan. I’m pretty sure he would greatly increase the morality and the accountability in the Catholic Church.
If nothing else he would send all the pedo preists to hell.
Accountability.
Vermin Supreme.
Adam Savage
John Mastodon
Thomas Ladder, the guy who invented that thing
The pope goes by AD&D druid rules. The new pope is the guy who killed the previous pope.
So it’s J D Vance.
The pope elections always last long cause every man always votes for himself. Just like the pirate king of brethren court
Last one was on the liberal side. Expect a hardcore, gay hating conservative this time.
I had read that Francis appointed 80% of the Cardinals who pick the new Pope. So it’s possible that the new Pope will have similar views to Francis.
Robert Smith of the Cure.
Cue Musk with his lottery for votes.
I’d vote for Elon Musk as Popeking of Catholicism.
The same way Elon “improved” Twitter and the US Government, I would love it if he did the same for the Catholics.
Elon can’t be trusted with a literal sovereign nation, but I guess between The Vatican and US… What’s he gonna do with it, harbor predators?
Probably purchase nukes and then become another North Korea.
Bill Burr would be pretty funny I think
