I’m going with Danny Devito! That fuck would straighten out the church. He got good morals. He just a nice guy. What about you?
420 Blaze It
Bill Burr
I’m thinkin’ Father Guido Sarducci will come outta nowhere and sprint to the win.
Justin Trudeau
I think we should reelect Francis.
We just gotta set up one of those WH40K Golden thrones for him!
I’m votin’ fer yours truly. I’d make a kick-ass pope. 😤
Resurrected harambe
I thought the crowd favorite would’ve been Luigi, though I have no idea what the requirements are for being elected Pope.
I’d vote for him
Be male Be a roman catholic Get enough cardinals to vote for you
So you’re saying Luigi has a chance?
Dang I might have to change my vote
The Archbishop of Kabul
Yeah Danny sounds good. Or Jack Black would pope the hell out of that Vatican, literally.
I am nominating myself, being as I am a Discordian Pope.
Satan. I’m pretty sure he would greatly increase the morality and the accountability in the Catholic Church.
If nothing else he would send all the pedo preists to hell.
Accountability.
Vermin Supreme.
John Mastodon
Thomas Ladder, the guy who invented that thing