Me: goes outside to touch grass, but it’s raining.
imma touch ass instead
What if I touch bush instead?
You can also touch tree
Don’t talk about your mother like that
There’s only snow outside now where live in Norway. I cannot touch grass, but I can shovel my drive way. Does that count?
Touch snow instead
user@lemmy:~$ touch grass user@lemmy:~$ ls grass user@lemmy:~$
OK. Now what?
Go to outside without terminal
Does SSH counts?
No, they patched that.
I played the game “Outside”, while the graphics are nice, the UI is very unintuitive. I have no interest in the interactive elements that are supposed to immerse you in the games world like exploding fuel in an vehicle to go fast, purchasing items in the many mega shops, or drinking
poisonalcohol to forget about the previous game day.The constant work grind to level up my wallet is also a huge drain on my energy meter, and leaves me with very little time to complete any side quests. And most other players have no interest in doing side quests with you since they have their own objectives to complete. Most players have no interest in completing the Main Objective of this game, most don’t even want to think about what the main objective could be. So, in general, I’ll stick to my games that actually bring me joy and peace.
cough imagine being admin and thinking this is being edgy https://midwest.social/post/19339660/13589968
All grass users should touch Lemmy just to see what happens
Last time I was outside didn’t end well…
E: words
I dunno, looks like a good time to me:-P
Umm, it’s November, and in Canada. Is it ok if I wait until April?
But the climates changed. Don’t you still have grass!
From blog about derailleurs
It’s snowing 😭
Then play in the snow! You can build a thing
Lucky you
then fucking SHOVEL IT!!
Patrolling the Mohave almost makes you wish f̶o̶r̶ a̶ n̶u̶c̶l̶e̶a̶r̶ w̶i̶n̶t̶e̶r̶ the wasteland could grow grass
I can confirm that touching graas multiple times a day does not fix the urge to shit post. It does make it more relaxing though.
Jokes on you.
I sit outside and doomscroll.