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“Hammock.”
NGL you could use it as a hammok and for sex
NGL that’s the entire joke
Can someone please explain? I don’t get it.
secs
You can say sex on the internet
My brother in Christ, you can say sex pretty much everywhere, but only on the internet you have the privilege of spelling it “secs” and witness people that think you did it for anything other than comedic effect.
I’m not your brother in Christ.
Distant cousin in Christ.
Welp, now I have to explicitly say it cause you didn’t take the hint.
fuck god and Christ with a rusty dildo.
You made that redundantly clear but the more the merrier.
Still literally a cousin in Christ.
I keep trying to say six and it won’t stop coming out wrong.
Swing
It’s for when you’ve broken both your arms, and you still want to relax.
Mom!
Been a while since I thought about that
Excuse my ignorance, is that a bdsm device?
Nope, not specifically. Basically, if you would like to be sexually penetrated you get on the swing. The person who would like to sexually penetrated you will stand behind you or in front of you and push you towards or away from him to accomplish the copulation task. Specifically the penis or dildo will then go inside our come out of the vagina, mouth or anus in such a way that the giver and receiver both feel sexual pleasure with minimal discomfort or effort. Some would think of this as fun also. Other parts of the body can also play a role with this apparatus.
I wish they’d explain it this way at school…
Yeah. Apparently I’ve been using swings at recess wrong this whole time.
Thanks, fellow worker
You’re very welcome. And now I must explain how the next weird contraption is all about.
Much appreciated. TIL about this!
Its a swing. For segs.
You can say sex on the internet
Sex on the internet
Edit: Holy shit it worked!
It’s* a swing
I’m more concerned with the double space
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But Why?
Looks like a swing for someone with special needs
the needs are pretty special
I was going to upvote, but the number is 69 so… nice.
You made me think of physically disabled people using a… hammock…
In case you’re wondering, yes.
I’m confused, I only see supports for two lower limbs; but what’re you supposed to do with your tail? Just let it drag on the ground? Nah, hammocks are supposed to keep you off the ground. What a shitty hammock.
I see the potential for lots of fun
It’s great to really stretch in the middle of my nature walks, and take it all in.
