The line must be drawn here! This far, no fucking further!
“Tea. Earl Grey. Fucking hot.”
Sneak it into any episode, the less expected the better.
If I had heard that as a kid in 1992 I would have thought I was crazy, and I wouldn’t have been able to find out if it was real until I learned how the internet worked in 1999.
Coffee. Piping hot. With a generous slice of cherry pie.
Omg this is it, this is the winner right here! 💕
“It was a fucking adult that did it!!!”
I wanted to do more but working is getting in the fucking way
Same episode. “Deanna, put on a fucking uniform.”
Get that fucking fish out of the Ready Room.
Out of everything he did, this was his worst command.
He’s in TEMPORARY command of a ship while the captain is on a short term mission. He’s asking for a huge sweeping change to the ship’s roster. The amount of work it would take to adjust everyone to a new schedule, just to shift everything back when Picard gets home is pointless.
I could defend almost every other decision he made, but this one… This is why he’s in the books as the worst captain.
“Mmm let’s see, the ship is about to go into a potential crisis situation, yes this sounds like the perfect time to break up a ton of working relationships and give my whole crew jetlag”
Funny thing is that not long after this, the bulk of the fleet changed to a 4 shift rotation.
Gamma shift would be the fourth shift though. I never heard Mariner complain about Gamma shift, ergo they don’t exist.
Dammit! Transposed my ancient Greek alphabet that I have never been able to fully memorize.
I learned it as far as hard drives i have in my file server, so Eta
No worries, just here to inform and entertain. Whether or not anyone asked.
Would it take a lot of work? Couldn’t the computer just do it?
Of course it’d be highly disruptive to the crew.
How has no one said, “There are 4 fucking lights!”
It’s there. Just keep scrolling.
Vasquez Rocks, the undisputed queen of science fiction.
Ah missed it ty, restored my faith in ten forward
All good.
I don’t know, but that’s a perfect place to drop it for sure.
Q: “How can I prove to you people I’m mortal?”
Worf: “Fucking die.”
Late, but there ya go.
Counselor Deanna Troi, personal log, stardate 44805.3 - My fucking mother is on board.
Wait… Is that not the original line? Marina Sirtis has some serious acting skills, because logically I know the F-bomb can’t be there, but I remember it perfectly from her inflection.
She’s just that good, to make you hear it despite it not being there.:-)
Exactly! It’s spooky!
Exclaim a good long expletive to those in Sto-vo-kor, a warning, great fucker is on the way.
This made me think of a funny edit.
Scene: The IKS Vorn after Kehleyhr’s death
WORF: Duras.
DURAS: What is that doing here?
KLINGON: He has claimed the right of vengeance.
DURAS: You have no rights here, traitor!
WORF: K’Ehleyr was my fuck buddy.
After saying it twice and not making progress:
“Darmok and Jalad at fucking Tanagra”
These are all great, but this is my favorite because it reinforces that the Universal Translator works, they’re just talking past each-other.
“Darmok and Jalad fucking at Tanagra!”
that’s hilarious
Data drinking.
“More?”
“Fuck yes!”
Generations. replace the O Shit.
Or first contact, Worf’s choice
The Worf one is from a blooper.
You had all episode to explain, Lieutenant. You chose to be a creeper instead.
All the more reason why LeVar Burton objected to Geordi’s characterization.
He did get at least some redemption in Picard season 3.
“All Good Things…” at the end of act reveal.
There are 4 fucking lights
Guess I’m a robot.
“It is pronounced Day-ta.”
“What’s the difference?”
“One is my fucking name. The other is not.”
Okay, now this is my favorite.
I’m also imagining it as Data’s only ever F-bomb, and that it’s never explained.
Is that his “fucking” name, like what Tasha calls him? 😁
