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minus-squareenkers@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoImagine the disappointment of going to meet your crab brethren only to discover they’re not actually crabs.
minus-squareWogi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 day ago"goddamnit they’re lying primaries again. Pack it up let’s get out of here.’ ‘no crabs??’ ‘no they’re bald fucking monkeys again. These ones LIE.’ “We’ve got some crabs…” ‘OH SURE. YOU’VE GOT CRABS AND THEY HAVEN’T TAKEN OVER THE PLANET YET. RIIIIIIGHT. FUCK OFF PRIMATE.’
minus-squareMaalus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoPlot twist, they were looking for a snack, that’s why they ghosted us. They reaaaaally like crab meat
minus-squareDrDystopia@lemy.lollinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoInstead, some slushy ape with the skeleton on the inside. Disgusting.
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoThat’s why they haven’t arrived here yet … they’re being held up by visiting every idiot planet that says they’re crabs but they’re not
minus-squarefour@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoThis gives us time to become crabs before they come
Imagine the disappointment of going to meet your crab brethren only to discover they’re not actually crabs.
"goddamnit they’re lying primaries again. Pack it up let’s get out of here.’
‘no crabs??’
‘no they’re bald fucking monkeys again. These ones LIE.’
“We’ve got some crabs…”
‘OH SURE. YOU’VE GOT CRABS AND THEY HAVEN’T TAKEN OVER THE PLANET YET. RIIIIIIGHT. FUCK OFF PRIMATE.’
“Babe wait, I can change!”
Plot twist, they were looking for a snack, that’s why they ghosted us. They reaaaaally like crab meat
Instead, some slushy ape with the skeleton on the inside. Disgusting.
That’s why they haven’t arrived here yet … they’re being held up by visiting every idiot planet that says they’re crabs but they’re not
This gives us time to become crabs before they come