TheLowestStone

In this universe he is nearly 60 and his opponent was in his 20s. Don’t get me wrong, I still wouldn’t fight Tyson because I’m 40 and in, at best, mediocre shape but we can acknowledge that he is well past his prime.

This is good but it isn’t quite the same thing. I want my phone to auto restart if I haven’t unlocked in for 12 hours.

Mostly my mental health.

I’m looking forward to joining the dozens with my nexto phone v

The dishwashers at my job labeled a cart “Dishpit Cart” and I can’t help but see “Dipshit Tart” every time I look at it.

Which means that Shrek could have been Rosa Parks’s favorite movie of all time.

I could really use an adult latte right about now.

I’ll blame both.

Poisoned by his thoughts

I think it’s important to remember that the wirm died in his brain. I assume because his thoughts are that toxic.

A lot of people in that thread have never seen Looney Tunes. If they did, they would have learned 3 vital facts about physics:

1. A finger in the barrel of a gun will stop a bullet and cause the gun to explode.

2. Gravity cannot effect you until you acknowledge that you are not on solid ground.

3. Being crushed by a heavy object falling from a great height (think and anvil or piano) will cause to to collapse like an accordion until you are re-inflated.

These are basic scientific facts everyone should know in the modern age.

I drove through rural Arkansas at sundown once. I’ve never seen so many deer in my life.

I will be surprised if it isn’t an established thing by then.

In my case, I don’t like those 2 people either.

Your comment very much reminds me of an episode of 30 Rock in which Liz Lemon starts dressing like an old crone and acting crazy on the subway to secure a place to sit.