Hey Siri, what’s the LD50 for chicken nuggets?
I think we finally figure out how to not poop for three days
A true historical reference
I mean, it is shit posting
Steven Segal?
So the limit is actually more than 413?
Are you proud of yourself? You ruined it.
I hope you step on a lego every time you get out of bed. Twice. For the rest of your life.
There are plenty other wacko ways people got themselves in the hospital if that’s your kink. The one with the girl that overdosed on gummies because she wanted spicy food was fun.
ya know some things just are better not being fact checked, don’t ruin the vibe
Thoughts and prayers. Mostly thoughts, with a few prayers here and there.
Tonight I feel like eating 413 chicken nuggets
Or at least one for each electoral vote.
So 412 is the limit. Good to know.
412… and a half?
I wouldn’t push it. Wait for half an hour if you’re still hungry.
Also, wait half and hour before swimming after you’ve eaten 412 nuggets.
Then you would be half paralysed.
How does that work?
You just eat 412 and instead of stopping, you have one more.
No, like, what kind of sauce?
All of them.
413 is amateur hour.
This number will never not haunt me, for better and for worse.
