I agree. Having sex with women is the gayest thing a straight man could do.
Women are soft and gentle, and fucking them is effeminate. Real men only fuck rough, hairy, manly men!
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Steve Hughes did a pretty good bit on this - “Go play with your girly tits you Gaylord, I’m going to fuck a man.”
Bit of a funny insult calling someone a bulk cardboard box for shipping (ie Gaylord).
If a large cardboard box is a Gaylord does that mean regular boxes are gay peasantry?
If a large cardboard box is a Gaylord does that mean regular boxes are gay peasantry?
Yes.
“Women aren’t even humans” - ancient Greeks
Hell yeah dude that’s what’s up
There is nothing gayer sounding than the description of hetero sex from a redpiller.
If vaginas are gross to you… Maybe you should stay away from them. 🤷♂️
Oh they do, but usually not by choice.
Fellas, does doin’ it raw turn you into a trans woman? (Please be true please please please)
Does vaginal birthing a son turn them into a daughter? Wife is getting contractions, need answer asap. Plz bros!!
WHY DO YOU HAVE A WIVE? All you need is the gym!
Married her because she owns the gym, bros. Free 24/7 access.
But have to give her attention and a kid or she’ll take away my access, bros.
What do I do, bros, working on pb deadlift this month, bros. I’m so close.
you need to kill her. sorry bud
This gaylord impregnated a female
I swear only my dick is gay, bro.
Bend over and I’ll show you
You heard it here first, ladies: the left knows how to eat pussy. You’re welcome.
“Fellas, is it gay to have sex with women?”
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_Communists_Have_Better_Sex%3F
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2018/dec/03/why-women-have-better-sex-under-socialism-review
I would expect lesbians to be best at it.
Wow TIL hetero sex is gay
FELLAS! Is it gay to have sex with a woman???
Yes, because women like men, and that’s gay
Sorry babe no sex tonight that puss is high estrogen
Fellas is it gay to have sex with women?
a woman is like 95% man, just a few bits changed or added. It’s therefore 95% gay. Sorry.
There was this weird guy around here who claimed women are 100% man - they have been made out of a man’s rib or so.
And a lot of people believed this guy.
If you look at the history of the word “man” from it’s origin it was originally a gender neutral term. You had to append a modifier (were or wif) on it to specify gender. Over time this eroded and people stopped using “wereman” to mean masculine people and just started using the default phrase that meant everybody but sorta kept “wifman” and changed the pronunciation.
So if you peel back the history women are indeed 100% man because everyone is a man.
Also in the category of gender neutral once : “Girl” used to just meant “child” and “boy” meant something along the line of “young ruffian”.
So women are basically McRibs, confirmed?
I knew there was a reason I love 'em so much!
Only if you let the fluid touch your balls, and this person seems to really know how to make woman wet
Not only does it make you gay, your sperm will testosteronize the woman, turning her into a gay man.
Yes according to Andrew Tate.
“The only way to 100% be sure you won’t turn into a gay trans person as a guy is to fuck guys in the ass. It’s the straightest thing you can do. MANLY MAN!”
related standup :
That was great.
If someone told you they don’t like broccoli after telling you they never tried broccoli would you believe them or might you think they cannot know unless they try it first?
It’s the only way to prevent the Goobacks from taking our jobs!!!
“Oh wow!”
Babe wake up, new incell cope just dropped
Great piece of history this is.
… Originally I used the abbreviation “invcel”. (My first article on the topic needed a DOS filename of 8 characters or less!) Someone else on the mailing list (the original forum) suggested that “incel” would be easier to pronounce, so we had switched by 1999.
Since the incel forums became exclusively male, and trended towards misogyny, the world has come to use the term “incel” to refer to men who are angry at women because they can’t find someone to date or have sex with. Reclaiming the term for the original neutral meaning would be a hopeless cause.
It is gender neutral after all
This dude better start chugging miles of cock in a truck stop bathroom in order to absorb all those manly testosterone filled juices.
That sounds kinda gay however makes sense. I thought this “alpha C.H.U.Ds” were all about not being gay,
the metric unit for this is the kilofolsom
How many santorums does that equal?
This is why they should be drinking their own cum, it’s a huge testosterone boost
Just wash it down with some orange Fanta.
Please don’t do that, semen is basic and reacts badly with acids in soft drink. That being said, why does it have to be so bitter?😥
What does that mean? Is cum explosive? Can I make cum bombs?
No, but the alkalic stuff in semen creates salts with acid. Maybe harmless, maybe not.
So it can be a chemical weapon?
Well there goes my brunch.
At least it’s safe to mix with lactic acid, as it was specifically evolved to do so.
Mix it with cool aid powder. Don’t thank me ;)
Back when I was really into fitness, like 10 years ago. I was on some forum and some guy posted about this asking other people if it would increase his testosterone levels 😂
I’m not sure if he was trolling or not, but I thought it was funny.
We need to take a break once in a while, guys, it’s ok. 🥴
I have limits, plenty of them 🤢
Do men who eat pussy move to the left, or do left wing men just get more opportunities to eat pussy?
Chicken or the egg for the modern era
Men on the left are capable of empathy, and caring about people other than themselves. As such they are willing to do something for the benefit of their partner because they are capable of getting joy from their partner’s pleasure.
These men literally can’t comprehend why someone would care about making their partner happy if they don’t directly benefit from it.
left
right wingers, incels always talk about men, and mens body especially the penis. porn basically destroyed thier minds.
This is pure, unfiltered brain rot.
Holy shit yeah…
I’m glad I never signed up for, and stay away from, xitter.
Can someone explain to me how you even read this? What’s first?
I’m the wrong person to ask!
I’ve read it several ways the the bottom one last is the funniest/saddest read.
Brainrot all the way down…
In this case, the top post responded to the embeded post, which is a resposne to another smaller embeded post. You would find the top post and read the smallest embeded post and walk you way back up. After that you read everything top to bottom as usual.
Yes, please do us all a favor and only have gender affirming manly sex with other mysoginist dudes
Fellas. Is it gay to have sex with women?
