They evolved. Just like they would inside your body.
…in Brazil those are sold in skewers, people call them kafta. And yes, if you don’t take care while shaping them, they’ll look, well… not really appetising.
Blatant rip-off of the Norwegian invention “roller burger”, which was a turd shaped hamburger invented to be served at gas stations using their hot dog rollers and a hot dog bun.
Used to live across from a 711 that had hotdog shaped burger… Tubes or whatever you wanna call it. Basically this, except super uniform. Pretty sure it was extruded instead of formed or rolled or something.
They were not good lol
They are called a cheeseburger bite and they are aight fresh but in general you are shaving years off your life eating one
poop pickles
Turd burgler!
I see nothing wrong here. We have had these alternatives to hot dogs called beef dogs. They are great!
Paraphrasing: what is a hot dog but meat in an intestant. When you consume a hot dog, you do not eat the hot dog, you become the hot dog.
They look/are horrible.
That’s called kofta
It’s called shit from a butt
OP already made that joke.
Who’s OP?
Are you down with OP?
OP?
that was OP
They are the OP.
Sprinkle on some sumac, toss it on some rice, you got a meal
And they’re delicious. ~Although usually not just plain meat, but filled with wonderful spices~
No joke I made kofta a few month ago and I will probably not make them again because I didn’t realize what they resembled until I put them on my plate.
Edit: I found a photo of it. It’s even worse than I remember.
POV: ate a bag of slivered almonds, and now im looking in the bowl.
weak
Also, Cevapcici
Also also hungarian fasírt
Only psychopaths make fasírt with this shape
Akkó a kurva anyádat
🫶
Also, mici.
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I was on a cruise once. Upper deck mini-buffet had a plate of piped black bean croquettes.
They were lumpy like the beef here, and because they were piped, one side of the ends was pinched off.
The head chef for the boat was making his rounds. We were laughing at the presentation. He smiled at us probably thinking what are these assholes laughing at, he looked down, frowed, what za fuk were zey thinking putting shit out like this. Within a few minutes the pan disappeared and the next day that buffet was quite pretty.
My dog made a few of those this morning.
7-11 Cheeseburger Bite. Hamburger in the shape of a hot dog, with nacho cheese injected into the middle. Put it on a hot dog bun, and top it with their free chili and nacho cheese. Most 7-11s don’t carry them any more, so when I find one that does, I immediately buy two and them shotgun them in my car in the parking lot.
Also, some dude said that in the northeast US they call them “hamdogs”.
This really looks like shit.
Well it’s good to know they came out as expected
Imagine swallowing one of these plain, with only the grease to lubricate it’s journey down your throat.
When I was in Serbia, that was the standard way to get them served.
Waiter: “your meal, sir. please open your mouth and relax your throat so I may serve you properly, face-fucking you with our poop pieces”
/s Whatever squires your Delta Flyer
Save em so the next time someone tells you to eat shit…
