They probably know it. Or at least they have a feeling.
It’s more than a feeling.
When I hear that old song they used to play.
It’s probably a stomach ache
I think it’s more like a heartache.
In either sense. Either just having a broken heart and wanting comfort food or a cardiovascular emergency.
Probably this lady I saw at Subway a few years back. She asked for mayo and said she would let them know when to stop. The bottle was almost full with about a quarter of it left the guy making the sub jokingly stated he would need to get another bottle. Her response was “if that’s what you need to do, then do it”. Second bottle ended up being half empty when she called it. This was on a 6 in sub, the guy couldn’t even wrap it due to all the mayo spilling out. FWIW the customer seemed satisfied.
They totally know. There might be a few that think they’re #1 and one of them is almost certainly right.
I feel called out by this
Yet you still managed to get crabs. Kudos?
I think that was from when I got some undies from the lost and found
This is the champion mayo-fiend
Or this guy?
What is it about torties and attitude? She’s a normal cat standing like a normal cat but she looks so sassy.
Mayonnaise Georg
probably a Dutchie
Lol i thought “that could actually be me”.
Yes I’m Dutch…😁
Is the artery clogging power of frits and mayo overpowered by the biking or is it mostly genetics?
I barely eat frites to be honest. And I ride an E-mtb, so that’s not helping much.
So yes its genetics i guess. But… When I put mayonaise on my cheese sandwich i don’t use butter, so that counts for something too.
And we cook with only fresh ingredients, I made a quiche with spinach and salmon tonight. Now I think about it, I never even had a prefab microwave dinner in my life and I’m 49.
God, I miss the Netherlands.
You’re welcome to come over, I promise border control will be civilized. 😁
It’s me. Sorry, everyone. 😔
They might not even know that it wasn’t funny tasting yoghurt.
The Mayo factory quality control?
Does ranch count towards the record? If yes, I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that guy’s videos.
I think that person would be Ken Griffin.
My wife, who will eat it out of the jar at times.
I think we can rule out people with egg intolerances though
It’s not even made with egg anymore. It’s basically impossible to find real mayo… In the US at least
But they probably have a hunch
Their cardiologist knows
The Mayonnaise part was hard to watch… 🤢
I watched this twice
What is wrong with me
You found your kink.
Lmao not nothing.
Nah it’s gotta be LifeIsBoris, the dude eats spoons of mayo in day to day life
From my experience a disturbing number of Russians have a mayonnaise based diet, so he has competition.
Imagine showing up in a suit for this!
I’m speechless.
