Oh daisy, yet another year has come and gone and yet another year you lie to me. Your words of encouragement are only gonna work like 3 to 4 more times max then I’m giving uo
Dating in 2024 is an absolute disaster. Don’t waste your time. Find happiness in yourself instead.
I already found the happy spot inside me, its only a few inches deep.
Also is your username from a atmosphere song?
I’d be too scared to talk to her anyway
And if I refuse?
Another one?
Joke’s on you, I got married in two of those years.
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Damn, sorry to hear you lost your girlfriend
And their wife once.
At least once. If they’re monogamous it could be as high as three times.
Just once. No reason to be sorry though. The only big loss was the money that went to the wedding.
The only big loss was the money that went to the wedding.
I learned recently the cost to getting married in my state and county is $60 ($20 for the license and $40 for the officiant to marry you and process the license to probate). That is less money than it cost for 2 tickets to see an evening movie and get concession stand food. I had no idea getting married could cost so little.
If only I had just spent $60. Unfortunately I spent about $30,000.
Same lmfao 2016 (mid at best) and 2024 (extra good)
I can invite her to my wedding
I’m too fucked up for an SO. There’s a song lyric that goes “How’s anyone else gonna love you, if you don’t love you too” and like, yeah. Way too full of self hatred to be appealing to anyone.
Same, unfortunately. ;-;
Same. I know my red flags, you don’t. If I were a used car I’d strongly recommend against getting it.
No, see, the real red flags are the ones you aren’t aware of yet.
Those are the ones I’m frightened of. Like there’s just this itty-bit of something just waiting for the right bump to break and cut my brake lines while I’m on the highway.
I don’t know what it is, but I know it’s there, so I gotta be self-critical until I find the piece to fix!
At the very least I can tell you my job isn’t in sales.
at least you are self aware enough to potentially fix this self hatred you have for yourself. people go on their entire lives living like this, its a vicious cycle. good luck!
I appreciate the confidence, but girlfriends require time. While it would be cool and could be helpful to have that extra support around, all I can do is provide money and dick.
As a straight male, I could settle for half that.
I know right? Turns out the kind of fish you attract with that bait are on the “catch and dispose” list.
Jokes on you, my sex doll is already on the way, be here before Christmas.
Did you get the kind that can also make dinner? Wait, am I thinking of a microwave?
Bro that’s sexist.
And completely ignored that self cleaning functionality is the best feature of RealWomen™
I hope not, Im married…
We outta room
Umm…I think my wife’s going to be upset when she learns I’m getting a girlfriend…
Let her get a boyfriend and maybe it’ll all work out?
Or let her get a girlfriend and you get a boyfriend
It never works out.
Arguably it does, just not the way the person who suggests it expects it to.
Get a boyfriend instead. Problem solved. 🤷♂️
No thank you. I don’t have the time, the money, or the energy to go looking for a girlfriend… Or spend it on a whole other human and their unique set of needs.
What if I were to tell you you’re supposed to get some of that back in a relationship as it moves towards becoming a partnership?
Or that hanging out with them, aka a date, is supposed to be fun?
If you feel like it’s fun or that you need a partnership, then go ahead. My time is already divided as it is, and I just don’t want it even more divided.
I hardly have any time left to do the things I want to do, to study art and practice 3D. Any time I spend on other things most certainly will not be taken away from my job hours, but will be from my free time.
So I don’t want to waste time and money trying to find someone in the first place (most people are incredibly unitereresting), and then waste even more time trying to make it work.
Leave him. He needs this to deal with his loneliness.
But he needs to know if he wants to stop being lonely!
Pretty presumptuous to think I feel lonely. Who says I feel like I’m missing anything?
If you’re happy with your life, that’s perfect!
As people are usually social creatures, it’s only natural if someone is in truth not happy about this. There are exceptions of course.
However, my comment was totally misplaced and condescending. My bad. Didn’t think much about it. I’m truly sorry about this.
I’ve deleted the comment.
Unhelpful, belittling, and patronizing. Good job.
You’re right. I’m sorry. I was just joking, but it’s not okay to do that by picking on someone who lives a harmless life.
I guess I felt a bit offended, since he sounded rather aggressive and condescending. But, not my business. Doesn’t affect me nor anyone else besides himself alone.
Thanks for pointing that out. I’ve deleted my comment.
Just preparing for the future
