This is a “masturbating is cheating” person, yeah?
I mean, could be masturbating, but after coming home from being out all day?
Boss makes a dollar, i make a dime. That’s why i fap, on company time.
Please break the eye contact while doing that. Please. HR is shaking.
He’s whackin, jackin, and fappin!
Coming home after being out coming all day
Like a leaky faucet. Drip… drip… drip…
After the 2nd shake ya better finish the job, ya’know?
While you’re there, they also have a chlorine like musk after load dump.
Wish my wife would fondle my nuts daily to check whatever.
Funnily enough this would reduce cheating in men that cheat.
Her loose
How loose
Foot loose
Kick off your Sunday loose
Maybe he just took a leak, because pee is stored in the balls.
Nah. The only way to know for sure is by taste.
Personally I go by humidity and vigor
While at it guys, remember that having premarital sex wears your penis out until is as thin as a pencil and you won’t be able to satisfy your future wife. That is why you should save your purity for her 😇
Marriage is for religious weirdos
Uh, no, it’s for a tax break and insurance purposes.
If you break your taxes how will we use them
and for crime/court
Is it possible my penis isn’t small, but my partner is just an unrepentant trollop?
Honey, here i am for my ball check.
Reminds me of penis inspection day in school
ohhhh, that’s why i have such huge balls.
Is this even real?
Jokes on you, she blows afterwards so my balls are nice and tight again
Ummm, that only means he was pissing.
Lol that was the first thing that popped into my head too.
Don’t play me like a fool
Cuz that ain’t keeeeewwewwlll
Dammit, beat me to it!
