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Matt Walsh@ani.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

this is canon penis lore

rape.pet

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this is canon penis lore

rape.pet

Matt Walsh@ani.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months ago
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    7 months ago

    So is this why everyone’s transitioning these days?

    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      7 months ago

      Wait until they learn about pussyroaches…

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    7 months ago

    Why are you surprised? They are called cock-roaches, after all…

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    It might be Canon lore but I really just want to kill it with a Canon.

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      7 months ago

      Instructions unclear, dick stuck in printer.

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        7 months ago

        My printer ran out of ink, now my HP printer is holding me hostage by the family jewels ☹️

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    7 months ago

    The URL for that image is… something. rape.pet looks very pedo adjacent:

    also, as long as it’s illegal, we dont allow any CSAM on this instance

    • CrazyCow@thelemmy.club
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      I called MattWalsh out months ago for that crap. Check the comments on my profile since that user was banned from sh.itjust.works: @[email protected] you can see it in the modlog: https://thelemmy.club/modlog?page=1&actionType=ModBan&userId=10837780

      Banned Matt Walsh (Real) @sh.itjust.works reason: User keeps posting content that is hosted on instances open to pedophilia, zoophilia, lolicon, etc. We are not comfortable hosting content from such sites.

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      How about you don’t allow that shit under any circumstances. Jesus fuck

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        Yeah tf is that “as long as” clause doing there? If I worked at, say, the FBI, I’d be paying that instance admin a visit.

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      What the hell am I reading?

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    7 months ago

    Roaches Georg has a serious problem! For the uninformed: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiders_Georg

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    7 months ago

    What if you shoved a straw into your cock and then sprayed “Raid” into the straw?

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      Raid Shadow Legends?

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        7 months ago

        Raid shadow legends!

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      AI missed a butt joke in there somewhere

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    7 months ago

    penis hole

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      Your rethra

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        Ourethra

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    Is cannon penis in the same universe as chainsaw man

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    I get 15-20 because I pee a sugar syrup with a little urine in it

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      Is that you Wilford Brimley?

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        keep it down i’m inside a cognito

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    7 months ago

    Sees OP username

    Sees image host name

    Maybe the shitpost was inside of us all along.

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    Actually that’s just an average. There’s a guy out there getting 50billion cockroaches on a regular basis and he screwed the statistic.

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      Damn Georg, always getting his dick full of roaches…

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      The importance of using the median instead.

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    “This is when having a narrow urethra comes in handy, I tell ya hwat.”

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    Oh by jingo, I notice! (and. Love it!)

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