almost thought he died broo what

I hope every time you go to drink water it’s surprisingly a cup of orange juice and every time you go to drink Orange juice you have gum in your mouth.

I hope you go to the toilet and stay there, for the rest of your life, with a stuck clinger that you can never shake off, no matter how hard you try.

No way he’s 62

IDS (Imminent Death Syndrome) puts us all in an awkward position.

He could go at any moment… he’s got entitilitus!

Almost had a gd heart attack!

🙃😕😟😭😒 ← my emotions illustrated through emojis.

May everything you drink taste like ass, and that ass was filled with dead gerbils that died due to dysentery and that dysentery was caused by ingesting the asses of other dead gerbils.

May you consistently find yourself stuck behind slow walkers that always seem to weave in the direction you’re trying to overtake them from

May you be constantly thirsty, but well hydrated all day.

I hope you get something sticky on your hands and have no opportunity to wash them.

I hope you touch wet food from the sink

RIP Bob

(he’s just taking a nap)

I just saw my future.

One day (hopefully decades from now) I’ll be browsing whatever the internet has become and I’ll see this image with that bottom line crossed out. And that’s how I’ll learn he died.

His name is Bob Odenkirk.
His name is Bob Odenkirk.