It’s a tickle-me-dragon-tail!
At least the two hemispheres are separated.
Some assembly required
Gotta be. If you let it go prompt critical during shipping it won’t go critical for the end user. Need to ensure freshness. Don’t want it to taste flat.
For anyone unaware of the reference:
Thank you!
For the Americans unaware of the reference:
You can get them in America, but they no longer put the toy inside the chocolate. The egg splits in half lengthwise and one side has the toy, the other the chocolate
Actually my bad, I just realized that what I described was the kinder joy, not the kinder surprise
Ooof
Don’t touch me I’m a dead man
My jaw dropped … off my face … and onto the flooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaa
You laugh you lose your intestinal lining
As a stupid American, I ate the egg whole… What now?
The Forbidden Egg.
They banned these in the United States until they removed the shimming wedge and replaced it with the safer flat head screw driver.
Oh nice! Let me grab my flathead screwdriver real quick…
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It’s because you’ve not stared at the blue glow long enough.
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Oh no! 🫠
may cause explosive diarrhea
Intreasting thee kinder suprise egg, has a quite metallic flavor. And a rather interesting color of blue. I will write record this and forward it to docter freeman tomorrow.
Mmmm half-life
Haha this one gives me an extra tingle
NEW KINDER SURPRISE ULTRA SPICY EDITION
