It’s a tickle-me-dragon-tail!
The Forbidden Egg.
As a stupid American, I ate the egg whole… What now?
You laugh you lose your intestinal lining
Haha this one gives me an extra tingle
NEW KINDER SURPRISE ULTRA SPICY EDITION
Intreasting thee kinder suprise egg, has a quite metallic flavor. And a rather interesting color of blue. I will write record this and forward it to docter freeman tomorrow.
Mmmm half-life
may cause explosive diarrhea
They banned these in the United States until they removed the shimming wedge and replaced it with the safer flat head screw driver.
Oh nice! Let me grab my flathead screwdriver real quick…
Hm, why does it feel like my eyeballs are boiling
It’s because you’ve not stared at the blue glow long enough.
Don’t touch me I’m a dead man
For anyone unaware of the reference:
For the Americans unaware of the reference:
You can get them in America, but they no longer put the toy inside the chocolate. The egg splits in half lengthwise and one side has the toy, the other the chocolate
Actually my bad, I just realized that what I described was the kinder joy, not the kinder surprise
Ooof
Thank you!
At least the two hemispheres are separated.
Gotta be. If you let it go prompt critical during shipping it won’t go critical for the end user. Need to ensure freshness. Don’t want it to taste flat.
Some assembly required
My jaw dropped … off my face … and onto the flooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaa
